Clean Short Jokes - Sports Laws

Nothing is ever so bad that it can’t be made worse by firing the coach.
The wrong pitcher is the one who’s in there now.
A free agent is a contradiction in terms.
Whoever thought up “It’s only a game” probably just lost one.
It is always unlucky to be behind at the end of a game.
The trouble with […]

Clean Short Jokes - New Caddy

“How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy.
“Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went.”
“But you’re seventy-five years old, Jack!” admonished his wife, “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?”
“But he’s eighty-five and doesn’t even play golf anymore,” […]

Clean Short Jokes - Caddy Humor

Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Polished your clubs, didn’t you?
Golfer: Why do you keep looking at your watch?
Caddy: This isn’t a watch, sir. It’s a compass.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddy: Oh, he’s played with you, too, huh?
”Caddy, why didn’t you see where that ball […]

Clean Short Jokes - Drunk Musicians

The St. Louis Symphony was playing Beethoven’s Ninth one night. One bass player said to the other: ”We don’t have much to do. Let’s go next door for a few drinks.” They stayed for a while and got a little tipsy. One said to the other: ”To give us more time, I tied the pages […]

Clean Short Jokes - PicaboPhilanthropy

Did you hear that former American Olympian Picabo Street donated a large sum to her hometown hospital’s emergency center?
Her town named the centre after her: Peekaboo ICU.

Clean Short Jokes - Another clever one

There was an Indian, a Pakistani and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a
carriage in a train going through Tasmania, Australia. Suddenly the train went
through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the
carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the
sound of a […]

Clean Short Jokes - Nothing to cheer about

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie
farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan
says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of
cattle. […]