11 Reasons why snail mail is better

1.) Snail mail can be shredded quickly.
2.) The sender is forced to spend money on the sending process.
3.) Postal glue tastes pretty good.
4.) Snail mail always calls me “Mr.”
5.) I only need to check my mailbox once a day.
6.) Peeling off a self-adhering postage stamp is as sensuous an
activity as accurately sticking one back ON.
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