Clean Jokes - The Funny Tailor

A tailor was a busy man, and made lots of money making clothes for people. One day, Mr Li came in and demanded for a set of clothes.

The tailor replied," I'm very busy. Please come tomorrow. maybe I'll have more time then." Mr Li shouted," No way! I'm going to a very important lunch with my friend today and need a new set of clothes!"

The tailor shouted for his little helper, Button, to serve Mr Li. Seeing the small boy running up to him, the customer shouted," I won't be served by this little shrimp!"

The tailor replied, " Sorry, but I don't have any lobsters serving today." " Stop this nonsense! Give me a set of clothes right now!" said Mr Li.

" Okay, here are a set of clothes," said the tailor. " Robbers! Look at the price!" said Mr Li. " Well, do you want to fetch the policeman here?" said the tailor. " He's always interested in robbers."