Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
Law of Cat Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.
Law of Cat […]
CLEAN JOKES EMPHASIS
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The force of emphasis is clearly shown in the following brief colloquy,
between two lawyers:
"Sir," demanded one, indignantly, "do you imagine me to be a...
15 years ago
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